Funny Cow Mug Gift – Sarcastic Humor Coffee Cup

This funny “I Have No Time for Bullshit” mug is the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humour and zero patience for nonsense. Featuring a quirky illustrated cow and a bold, cheeky message, it’s guaranteed to bring a little attitude to their coffee or tea break. Made from durable ceramic, it makes a fun birthday, Christmas, coworker or just-because gift.

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• Simple — a personalised mug arrives with tea, honey or jam, a single cookie or biscuit, and a gift card. See what’s inside →
• Complete — everything in Simple, plus a matching coaster, biscuits, and loose leaf tea. See what’s inside →
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MATERIALS
White ceramic
Lead and BPA-free

MUG SIZE
11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

QUALITY GUARANTEE
Our products are meticulously crafted to ensure exceptional quality and undergo careful packaging procedures to prevent any defects. In the unfortunate event of items arriving damaged, we provide a comprehensive guarantee offering either a full refund or a prompt product replacement. Should you encounter any concerns or issues, we encourage you to reach out to us, as your satisfaction is our priority.

CARE BENEFITS
While our mugs are supplied as dishwasher and microwave safe, exposure to high-temperature dishwasher cycles may affect the print. For best results, wash by hand or on a low-temperature cycle.